Drawing lots that look like straws and grabbing at them only to come up with the short
My analysis consists of a comparison that recognizes
that each work has exactly the same number of characters
and that each work has exactly the same number of words;
Furthermore, the works begin and end with the same letters
which proves that there’s no such thing as coincidence my friend
and that no one should use the word furthermore,
Ever.
In fact, the works’ repetition of the word works
to grab the reader’s attention
and successfully convince the audience of their ardour,
while purposely preferring the British spelling of color,
is off-putting.
It is also true (is it?) that the authors are aware
that Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln and
that Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy and
that none have bothered to verify if these are indeed historical facts,
which is jarring for the audience,
and which shows how good I am at analyzation, throughout the work.
No, this.